You're a meat-eater with a "grass is greener" complex

I love how you broke down the reasons for not eating plants into 6 juicy (pun intended) points. But let's get real, have you considered that some of those "antinutrients" might just be your body's way of telling you to eat more fiber?

And hey, if oxalates are a problem, maybe it's because you're not drinking enough water? I mean, who needs hydrated kidneys, anyway?

On a more serious note, while meat can be a great source of protein and nutrients, it's also important to acknowledge the role that plants play in maintaining overall health. Maybe we can have a discussion about finding balance in our diets rather than dismissing the importance of veggies entirely?