I rarely post about him, but BRANDON JOE WILLIAMS®️ is my personal lolcow. I think someone linked me his website unironically a while back and I've been fascinated by this man's existence ever since.

https://onestupidfuck.com/

https://www.williamsandwilliamslawfirm.com/services

https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/68310355/brandon-joe-williams-v-american-express-company/