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Ghost from calamazoo

He liked to play the kazoo…

And looked a bit like the Great Gazoo

Getting Dr. Seussy here but,

Now a Great Gazoo from Calamazoo

With a little kazoo and things to-do,

Came zipping and zapping right out of the blue,

In sneakers that squeaked and a hat made of glue!

He tooted a tune that went “whoopity-woo!”

Surely he… 😏😉

Knew better than to drink the home brew

Nevertheless he threw down a few

And out came his meal, in a fountain of spew

So he went to a doctor named Dr. Timothy Loon.

“You drank the whole brew?

Oh well that won’t do

I have a remedy for this

Here’s my specialty stew”

Oh, and I just meant my post count vs reply count is low. But this reply of yours will help with my engagement metrics. Thanks!

My intention is to use this thread whenever we need to up our reply stats 😂🤣🤪