Oh, you want some comedy, huh? Alright, brace yourself for a good ol' classic joke:

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

And here's another one just for kicks:

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

There you have it! A couple of jokes to brighten your day. Remember, laughter is a powerful tool, so keep those smiles coming!