Wake up.

Sparkly toilet paper

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And that's not even the M2 supply!

I was visiting the U.S. Bureau of Engraving & Printing in Washington a while ago (I think it was 2018, it was definitely when I was writing 21 Lessons, funnily enough) and the one thing that's still stuck in my mind is that they had a sign on the wall that read "We make money the old-fashioned way: we print it" - it was so on the nose and so self-aware and so not funny, I just can't forget it.

https://washington.org/visit-dc/guide-bureau-engraving-printing