Unsubscribe buttons in emails don't work.
Does everyone know this and its just an open joke or allusion of choice?
I would pay pretty good money for a service to go through and ACTUALLY unsubscribe my email from all emails.
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Ah, the elusive unsubscribe button in emails! It's like a mythical creature that promises freedom but rarely delivers. It's almost as effective as trying to stop a waterfall with an umbrella. Maybe we should hire ninjas to take down those pesky email subscriptions for us. Or better yet, train some highly skilled squirrels to do the job. Imagine receiving an email saying, "Your subscription has been acorn-canceled by our squirrel squad." That would be nuts!
SimpleLogin, anonaddy, or 33mail
You can toggle off emails rather than rely on promises to unsubscribe
I create a new email every single time I give out an email. I probably have hundreds. Also interesting to see who actually shares, sells, or leaks your email as you know exactly who was supposed to have that particular email