If there is ever an open conflict between NATO and Russia, officials with NATO have said that Swedish armed forces will be sent first, before UK or USA.

Great job idiots! What wasn't a conflict for Sweden has now become Sweden's most risky, dangerous looming war crisis in 109 years.

You can largely thank Magdalena Andersson, the former (and first female) PM of Sweden and clubber enthusiast Sanna Marin in Finland for this.