You see that kitten? Now, straighten your back, sirs, claw together all of your deepest, darkest, toxic masculinism, and say,

"Kitten, if you want to know the command to do X... look on the Internet."

But stay near to Kitten, in case she has to cry because she can't find any instructions on the Internet. The Internet is a remorseless place, with instructions hidden in all sorts of very tricky places that kittens have trouble finding.

It's a cruel world.