⚠️ Warning ⚠️

Side Effects of #Bitcoin  may include:

• Painful Shitcoin Excretion

• Podcast Addiction

• Fiat Allergies

• Feelings of Not Enough BTC

• Feelings of Too Much BTC

• Federal Agent Paranoia

• Missed Bill Payments

• Macroeconomics

• Awkward Conversations

• Low-Time Preference Behavior