Without meaning to make a joke, I made a friend laugh yesterday when I quite seriously said "I don't like gambling, so I only hold Bitcoin".

Not seeing any contradiction in this at all, I didn't even notice any irony in this statement. He's missed out on a lot of gains by holding shitcoins this last few years and found my comment hilarious.

I expect that my fellow Bitcoin Standard Bearers in here fully understand the logic of my position, though. I treat digital fiat as a hand grenade liable to explode at anytime and paper fiat as a hot potato that will burn me if held for more than a few moments, getting rid of them as quickly as I accumulate them.

Myself, everything BUT bitcoin feels like a gamble with the odds stacked against my even keeping current purchasing power, with little chance of increasing it. Especially, if priced in sats!