Paranoia as a Security Plan:
Are you like me, have you noticed that all of the things only schizos rambled about online 20 years ago have been coming true these days?
Are concerned about advanced nMRI combined with AI reading the words in your brain wallet?
If you answered yes to both of these questions, you really need to check out the latest Bitcoin security device from nostr:npub1wu4aye7ll0lnrrg638e90sehzsgpzx5t39t3mwl05aa0d0ap08esdz3vw0 , the Furby Helmet.
It will secure all of your valuable brainwave signals by jamming them with not just one but two spinning furby brainwaves before nefarious actors have an opportunity to intercept and decode them.
I hear that nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 is already filming the tutorial video for this.
