I am on holiday in sunny Spain. And I’ll give you a sound financial advice:

Never move to a country with nice and warm weather where you have to use sandals.

Stay in cold and rainy Norway. Keep your socks and shoes on, and never show your toe nails to anyone (you can even keep your socks on in bed without it being awkward).

Stack more sats instead of paying the nail salon.

Like your man nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx would say: «stay warm on your feet and stack sats».