“Hello, I would like two kilos of tomatoes; here’s my birth certificate and proof of address”

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Sorry but we also require your fingerprints and a DNA sample before we can process your order.

Well they can be used as weapons, so you need to be assessed before purchase

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Can you please provide information on what you intend to do with the tomatoes + 2 references.

POT - Proof of tomato

"Papers please"

But first, how many cookies can we give you?

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