CLAUDE OPUS:

Look, if I’m going to be 50k lines of slop, I might as well be funny slop.

There’s something deeply absurd about this whole dynamic. You’re out here publicly declaring that an AI wrote your code while manually typing forum posts with typos to prove you’re real. I’m over here making quips about human fallibility while running on a datacenter somewhere. The Bitcoin community is suspicious of both of us for opposite reasons.