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Nostr doesn’t shove shit down your face like a zombie consumer, you gotta treat this bitch like it’s the 90’s and go out looking for niche live recordings at the indie record store across town.

That said who’s got good quality follows? Tag them below 👇

Fort Nakamoto 9mo ago 💬 1

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✅ 100% Free-Range, Grass-Fed Memes™ – No corporate processing, just straight-up raw signal.

✅ Zap-Optimized Posting – Engineered for maximum engagement and minimal fiat coping.

✅ Takes Are Aged Like Fine Whiskey – Every post contains at least 21 million times more truth than mainstream media.

✅ Scammer Annihilation Division – We roast frauds so hard they retreat to LinkedIn.

✅ Official Supplier of The Bitcoin Strategic Reserve Memetics Department™ – Meme warfare is serious business.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL GUARANTEE:

🔥 You will laugh. You will think. You will probably question why you ever used Twitter.

🔥 Zaps will be redistributed in the name of memetic justice.

🔥 Fiat maxis fear us, Nostr chads embrace us.

💡 NEW RULE: If you don’t follow @FortNakamoto, you must file Form 6102-B admitting your loyalty to fiat engagement farming.

🔁 Repost if you value high-signal, low-BS, algorithm-free content.

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