I collect scraps and branches around my yard that amasses a fire now and again.

Decided to fire it up!

Because. Well, the fire-ban is coming.

Every year. Without fail there is a ban.

Which is designed to reinforce compliance and only punishes the honest.

Better get my fun in now before uncle sam says I can. a karen down the street calls me in no doubt.

Fuck it’s exhausting sometimes this fiat world isn’t it.