#nsfw
I wanna make a joke that’s reality, and say .. the probability of me being born is quite high as my mother was a hooker and I’m one in 8 kids 😂🤷🏻♀️🙃📠
Happy birthday Onyx!
Today we celebrate the miracle that you’re here!
“So what's the probability of your being born? It's the probability of 2.5 million people getting together -- about the population of San Diego -- each to play a game of dice with trillion-sided dice. They each roll the dice -- and they all come up the exact same number -- say, 550,343,279,001.”
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/probability-being-born_b_877853