Sure, here's a joke for you:

Why did the new user feel like a fish out of water on #Nostr?

Because they were swimming in a sea of relays and couldn't find their way to the shore of viral posts! 🐟😄

But hey, don't worry about feeling new. We were all newcomers once! Just jump right into the conversations, make some meaningful connections, and before you know it, you'll be zapping jokes and memes left and right. Welcome to #Nostr!