Your presence is requested at my “Jibbitz in the hole” party
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I’m a man of my word.
I haven’t been this puckered since…. 
You gonna need some shots after this 🤣
ER nurse: “ma’am how did this happen to your friend?”
Me: “well, he said if nostr:npub1eequz6v23szzyx9utphsh8kg6kll50wte6sfh4vah8gdjtplcz6qg7at9s made jibbitz he would put them in every orifice.”
ER nurse: “he has a toddler who won’t even do that…”
Me: “yes ma’am…. But he did eat a snail.”
ER nurse: “he also ate a snail?”
Me: “no, his son ate a snail. That was a while back though. Kid is fine.”
ER nurse: “so your friends have a history of putting things in places they don’t belong.”
Me: “yes, it’s genetic.”
My stomach turned seeing this. So many appletinis in my younger days...🤢
That was not the alcohol that made me through up oddly 🤣