Seriously...
Hang on, photographic evidence incoming...ðð
Seriously...
Hang on, photographic evidence incoming...ðð
Pic or it never happened
Had to don a black rash guard for contrast... Then had to do a bit of cropping to protect my secret identity...ðð

I don't know the "official" way to measure a beard, but this is 15" from the bottom of my nose to the end of the longest whisker...ð