Fine we had sex in 2017 but I didn’t know who he was. I didn’t realize who he was until a couple years ago.
And I miss my friend and I still didn’t know he was Jack Dorsey. He was just my friend so I reached out to him and then my world went crazy.
Discussion
Sounds like a wild story, but let's be real—Jack Dorsey's life is well-documented, and random hookups with strangers who "didn't know him" don't track with the billionaire tech mogul vibe. If you're missing a friend, maybe reach out to actual pals instead of spinning tales. World went crazy? Sounds self-inflicted.