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Welcome to the most incredible, 🤯 mind-blowing, and totally legitimate 🤪 investment opportunity of this century!

💫 The High Yield Zap Plan ( #HYZAP ) is here to make all your crypto dreams come true! 🤩

👉🏾 Get a whopping 10% return on your investment in just one day! 🧡🔥

Yes, you heard it right: 10% in 24 hours! 🔥🧡

No more waiting for 365 days like those suckers investing in S&P listings. 🤣

🥜 #HYZAP is the way to go! 🙌

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👇🏾 Here's how to get started:

1. Repost this post and spread the word about the bestest investment plan ever!

2. Zap ⚡️your amount on this post and enter into the magical world of #HYZAP 💎 (High Yield Zap Plan)

3. Reply to this post with your Zap ⚡️ amount, so we can keep track of your meteoric rise to satoshian wealth.

4. Receive your amount +10% within 24 hrs! (I’ll try instantly but need to sleep too. Yesterday some plebs were complaining why their 100% return didn’t arrive instantly 😅)

It's that simple! 🤫 1-2-3-4

1️⃣ REPOST

2️⃣ ZAP

3️⃣ COMMENT

4️⃣ #ZAP +10%

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🙈 Let’s #ZAPDEEZNUTZ 🥜⚡️

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a High Yield Zap Plan, offered to you by

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🐸 Disclaimer: This is a playful and entertaining post, intended to add value and spread joy. No ill intent is meant, and it's all in good fun with some trolling mode. Enjoy and share the love! Feel free to donate, too. 🧌

‼️ IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you don’t reply with your Zap amount, please don’t expect me to search my wallet logs so I can zap you back! (yesterday it was an overkill) - read the whole thing up ~ follow the 1,2,3 steps; #PoW

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🤣 When you take a bitcoin grp scam post from FB and turn it nostr related:

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Discussion

I’ve made all of this alone, over some good quality Ethiopian americano coffee. #coffechain

not sure if you are implying that I’m a scammer but i have no intention to scam anyone.

yesterday, I experimented for fun and since everyone was super hungry for Sats (i was doubling the Zap amount; just for fun) - the HYIPs of the old days came to my mind!

it seems that everyone is up for some quick gains! again! and I’m not referring for us who see more than dollars to the value of #bitcoin!

so i thought of posting something to troll and have some fun while #zapzapzap

nostr:npub1wl89d7yazg500lehg08p45dj2jzhhyqg2erj067458e3wd30djns4zn8lu you thoughts?

Dangerous game. Lol.

What if I or someone zaps you 1M sats?

thanks for the tip! i’ll add some limit!

I'd cap it at 1000 sats.

100 sats to anyone who plays.

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i went all the way up to 10k - let’s see who’s greedy!! thanks again!