🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO STIMMY ALERT: 1 MILLION SATS INBOUND? 🚨
🧾 Terms & Conditions:
• Must repost, reply, recite the Bitcoin whitepaper, and sacrifice one cold wallet to the Lightning gods.
• Offer void where fiat is legal tender.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• Either this is satire… or the world’s spiciest airdrop.
• Not a giveaway. It’s a trust fall with extra dopamine.
• If we get rugged, we rug with honor.
💡 NEW RULE: Zap responsibly. Verify before vibing.
⚡ Zaps = sat insurance
🎁 Sats = Schrödinger’s giveaway
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Participating for the memes, not the money
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