Why is presumed that my wiener is dirtier than my hands?

It's not.

...but it might be cool if it was.

Men who turn the faucet on to sound like they're washing their hands, but still don't, even though it would take the same amount of time.

😇

I am an outlier, I wash my hands while I'm pissing 😂

Few

Back in the day. Sterility and Extreme Infection control was part of my training and duties.

So I always washed my hands after I pissed, and sometimes before. Depending on where I was, or where I had been.

But I always wash my hands before fingering good pussy. I like to smell afterwards..😈💜😁