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no you are normal, most people think i mean sexy time, when all i really want is to cuddle on the couch...life is horny

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🥹 warming my heart SimplySarah 🫂🫂💜 nothing wrong with that. I love cuddling too 🙏🏽 that being said I always turn it into sex 🤣 like a horny koala 🤦🏽‍♀️

Life is horny 🥹🫂💯

i guess it could be tempting touching the skin of someone you desire in more ways than one

Definitely 🫂💯 but I think it’s even more fun to resist too 🔥 let that tension build. You can probably tell I’m super excited to start dating again 🤣🫂 I need to chill

take your time, have fun, and definitely keep asking those important serial killer questions

🤣😂🤣😂 you’re brilliant SimplySarah 🫂💜 I definitely will ☺️🫂🙏🏽

also remember its not about them liking you, but do you actually like them! And watch how they treat other people in your presence. They will treat you the same way eventually. So if they are a jerk to the person serving you, then ew. You know?

Definitely ☺️🫂💜 If they’re mean to the waiter, I’m walking 💯🫂 this is very true. Kindness is so important 🫂

Someones gonna need to get the hose for you 😆

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🫂

A good hosing down all summer, that’s exactly what I need 🔥 good thinking squidgy 😂🤣🫂

😳 not like that! The hose was meant to be a punishment 💀

oh dear

what did you expect

🤷😅🤦🤦

Yepp, I would like to apologise in advance but I’m probably gonna be a total pervert for about 2/3 weeks 🤔🫂 sorry frens 🥹 I probably won’t be online too much though so should be fine 😂🤣🫂

Busy shopping for quality gardening materials i imagine 🚿

with great nozzle heads