LIGHTNING BIG BRAINS: I’ve got an offer. I’m paying 400,000 sats to help me get two “Zombie Channels” closed. It’s probably the worst case scenario. DM me for the details.

Here is the guide but I’m highly regarded and don’t know what I’m doing.

https://github.com/lightninglabs/chantools/blob/master/doc/zombierecovery.md