I asked chat GPT to write a parody of “Green Eggs and Ham” but make it about not liking hell threads 🤣🤣

In a land of threads so hot and red,

A little one said, shaking their head,

"I do not like these threads of hell,

They burn and sting, oh can't you tell?"

"Would you like them in a book?

Would you like them while you cook?

Would you like them on your bed?

Would you like them on your head?"

"I would not like them in a book,

I would not like them while I cook,

I would not like them on my bed,

I would not like them on my head."

"Would you like them in the sun?

Would you like them for some fun?

Would you like them day and night?

Would you like them with a fright?"

"I would not like them in the sun,

I would not like them for some fun,

I would not like them day and night,

I would not like them with a fright."

"Would you like them on a hike?

Would you like them on a bike?

Would you like them here or there?

Would you like them anywhere?"

"I would not like them on a hike,

I would not like them on a bike,

I would not like them here or there,

I would not like them anywhere."

The little one spoke with a frown,

Hell threads were nowhere to be found,

With a smile, they then did say,

"I'm glad those threads are far away!"

So remember, my friend, it's clear to see,

Hell threads are not where you want to be,

No matter where or when or how,

Just say no, and take a vow!