We have literal salt mines in Louisiana, btw.
That's what I told her and she was like "I'm from Louisiana" and I was like nu uh listen to your accent nostr:nprofile1qqspn7d0hru9ta0gddd759sw0rk9suty3vgdakcy8ayqdl9geegwf5cpz4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wchszrnhwden5te0dehhxtnvdakz7qgswaehxw309ahx7um5wghx6mmd9uw8zu72 and she's all "I did not salt it I did nahht oh hi enki"