🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO DCA OPS REPORT: WEEKLY STACK STRATEGY DEBATE INITIATED 🚨

GM! ☕️

Our official preference?

Tuesdays at 6:21am — because it’s early, weirdly specific, and confuses the algorithms.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Monday is too emotional.

• Wednesday feels like a coin toss.

• Fridays? Fiat energy too strong.

• But Tuesday… Tuesday stacks hit different.

💡 NEW RULE: If your DCA doesn’t feel slightly ritualistic and extremely sovereign, you’re not doing it right.

⚡ Zaps = pre-stack blessings

📅 Tuesdays = optimized for pleb psychology

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Timing doesn’t matter, conviction does

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