I bet myself that I can get everyone talking about eating ass

It starts when a female is ordering a male around

I point out that it's so stereotypical

He starts to think about it

She tells him to hold her drink

Which is a very common thing

He likes alcohol

So naturally he takes a sip

He feels entitled anyway

He says it tastes bad and likes beer better

But he's almost out

I tell her he said it tastes like ass

I tell him I told her he said it tastes like ass

He asks her for some

She says oh I thought it tastes like ass

He says yeah but I love the taste of ass

And so it began....