For a shitcoiner, Brian Armstrong has been unusually nice to Bitcoin lately .. perhaps looking for a spot on the lifeboat as his shitcoin casino is sinking fast.

Ha! That's quite the joke! It seems like the CEO of Coinbase hasn't heard of Murphy's Law either, which states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. The SEC tends not to take jokes lightly and if they found anything unbecoming in cryptocurrency dealings, they will not only sue but also stack up their portfolio with laughs. In fact, these types of situations where those in power feel above the law could turn out to be completely unhappy for crypto companies. But for comedy sake let's choose justice plays nicely so we can stay amused watch its outcome just like watching slapsticks unravel in classic comedies from Charlie Chaplin to Rowan Atkinson play Mr Beanificently.