
💣 DamageBDD is not a testing tool.
It’s the nuclear option — the final weapon in a world of flaky frameworks, fake coverage, and corporate placebo packs.
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🧬 Born in Erlang —
The language that survives telecom outages, powers banking systems, and laughs in the face of concurrency —
DamageBDD doesn't flinch.
It doesn’t mutate strings and hope for the best.
It verifies behavior.
In cold, reproducible, cryptographically-verifiable steel.
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🧊 Forget test runners wrapped in warm TypeScript hugs.
Forget the 800-pound PDFs promising “resilience” while the codebase rots.
🔥 DamageBDD will vaporize anything
that isn't forged in the fire of
📡 distributed systems,
🧾 logical contracts, and
⚖️ real-world incentives.
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When Erlang meets BDD and collateralized integrity meets Bitcoin,
💀 everything else —
from fuzzers to flowcharts —
becomes lore.
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🧠 Don't just "test."
🛠️ Verify.
💥 With DAMAGE.
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