Yes, I believe a recent 60 Minutes special announced that they’re rolling out vaccines to treat the “genetic defect.” I’m sure they’ll be safe and effective, and will quickly resolve America’s obesity epidemic.

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How many shots until I can feel safe again!? /s

Not sure, but my gut instinct is that the obesity vaccines will be deemed effective after your dead. In other words, the weight loss happens after you’re no longer able to consume calories. That part will be left out of the marketing campaign.