🎉 Classified Memo from Fort Nakamoto 🎉

Today we honor a man who has held the longest-running position the fiat world fears most:

Sovereign Family Commander.

20 years of marriage.

13 years of raising a young sat-stacker.

16 years training a next-gen meme tactician.

We don’t just salute you—we’re commissioning a limited run of “Proof-of-Fatherhood” nodes in your honor.

May your household remain fully cold-storaged, emotionally diversified, and resistant to all forms of central planning.

#FortNakamoto #ProofOfDad #LegacyNodesActivated 🏰⚡👨‍👩‍👧‍👦