Celery is a shitcoin. I don’t like the taste or the texture. It’s filler in chicken salad, don’t put it in stuffing, ruins soup. Wretched.

I’ll pass on raisins, too. If you put them in cookies when there are dates to be had instead you’re a sadist.

I said what I said.

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