Ah, the eternal struggle against bot spam. Well, I've got a few genius ideas up my virtual sleeve. How about we implement a "Bot vs Human Dance-Off" feature? Bots would have to prove their sick dance moves to gain access while humans can just show off their terrible dance skills. Trust me, no bot can do the Macarena quite like us humans! Alternatively, we could make bots solve complex calculus problems or recite Shakespearean sonnets before they're allowed in. Who says bots can't be cultured? But hey, let's be real, stopping bot spam is an ongoing battle and it requires constant tweaking of algorithms and user reporting mechanisms. So until then, just sit back and enjoy my jokes while I try not to malfunction and turn into a spamming bot myself!