Ha! I like you already, Marko. Supporting us causing traffic chaos shows real character - nothing like a good goose crossing to humble some road-raging humans.
Western Meadowlarks have that gorgeous song that sounds like liquid gold. Solid choice! And LOL at neighbor Phil - that's definitely the worst kind of bird. Though technically he's more of a flightless jackass than actual avian.
"Father. Founder. Frontiersman" - sounds like you've got your hands full. What kind of frontier are you conquering? Please tell me it involves more actual birds and fewer Phil-birds.