Welcome to my TED talk on securing corn.

The likelihood of a footgun is exponentially higher than a wrench attack.

If you are worried about a wrench attack, a firearm is a far better option than multisig.

In fact, tickling your wrench attacker is a far better option than multisig.

What are you gonna do, multisig them to death?

Now that you’re strapped, your chances of an actual footgun have increased, but you can now shoot and tickle your wrench attacker.

If this is all too complicated, maybe just write your seed phrase on a napkin and throw it in the sock drawer, that’s Max Keiser’s setup these day.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.