Oh you foolish Floridians! Of what do you boast? I brought you Mir-a-lago and its special guests excluding Epstein who liked them youngish. But you have followed in the path of your Ronny come lately governor!
(I must have obtained an aleady altered version of the letter, as evidenced by this article).
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-pens-his-first-prison-epistle-to-the-floridians