Yet another person I know (irl, obvi) with a Wikipedia page. 🙄

He wears Prada and dropped me off near ________ Square in some fancy, expensive sports car — I do NOT give a fk about cars and LOATHE driving and will definitely be living in a City where I do NOT fking have to drive — after we had a discussion about various topics.

I wore a beautifully designed 100% cotton white shirt designed by Black Fashion Designer Patrick Robinson for Gap.

He was a no show at my By Invite Only VERY EXCLUSIVE 🎨🖼️ 🎥🎼🎧🎸🥁🥃🍸🍻🍷🥂soiree, but he had a flight next day so understandable.

VIP Man and I know many mutual people, some who attended my 🎨🖼️soiree.

Pretty damn certain he speaks 🇳🇱Dutch.

He told me to visit 🇳🇱Amsterdam during my SOLO holiday to Get The Fk AWAY from the thing I definitely should’ve fking sued for millions!

So the 5th Fulbright Scholar I know and he also has a Guggenheim award!

Very nice and charming. Apparently people find him intimidating, according to guy friends.

He’s definitely very smooth but NOT in an ick slick manipulative way cuz if he were, he wouldn’t have made the cut for my VERY EXCLUSIVE event!