When I get asked about my time in the military in corporate circles I usually site "I spent 66 days underwater in a can not having seen the sun or moon for over 2 months".

That's usually enough for them to "oooh" and "ah" and move on to the binness of the day. However, every once in a while you come across a cat that's got way too many questions and you wonder "is he a plant sent to get me jammed up with the alphabet soup".

I've been warned and got nothing more for you man. Let's keep it moving.

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