Bitcoin NPC Username Generator examples:

@hodltoshi, @hodler-toddler, @btc_pimp, @bitcoin_buddha, @satsstacker, @persian-pleb, etc.

Zeroeffort Low IQ Company Name Generator examples:

#coinone, #paymium, #digtl, #hodlhodl, #prycto, #okcoin, #wyre, etc.

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