Hello. Can you teach my about crypto? ☺️
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Hi, are you new here ?
got eeeeeem
Hi, Mr. Finrod! You seem like such a nice person.
I am new here, you're right! Could you show me around? We could maybe DM or something.
You seem like a nice person too. You’re gonna fit right in this place.
Oh, you are so sweet. 🥰
Gosh, maybe you could help me. I've got to travel to France, for a family emergency, but I don't have any money for the train, or a place to stay. Could you forward me some money and let me crash at your apartment? It would just be the one night, and I'd be traveling alone.
I only need like 2 Bitcoin, I think, like in total. Or maybe only 1.5 Bitcoin. I have to check. It's expensive because I'm from Eastern Europe and need a visa.
I'm so sorry, it's much too expensive. What am I thinking, to ask you for this? 🙈
But you just seemed so nice! 🫂
Oh, by the way, since we're friends, you can call me by my real name. It's Esmeralda. ☺️
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Sorry, for falling out of character. 😂
If I send 2 bitcoins, will you send me 4 bitcoins after you’re done ?
Only if I enjoyed myself.
Oh that’ll certainly happen !
This whole thing is even funnier, once you realize that I'd pay to meet nostr:nprofile1qqsvuxle4kfpvn0jy7lu4v5pxxfuvr45qgwnt06th0r05fx9vrg086gpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyecpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cs2mddwx. 😂 How much you charging, man?
What cryptos should I buy?
I was hoping you would tell me! 🤭
But, I do have a friend who suggested Uniswap 🦄 and Beam 🏳️🌈. She said I definitely shouldn't buy Bitcoin because Michael Saylor is going to buy it all up and then rug us.
What would you recommend?
https://www.ibtimes.com/fartcoin-best-meme-token-crypto-today-3755612
This one has really been making headlines! Def worth a look!
😂
I love seeing posts like this in the morning. Especially, when I can't beat that morning grogginess🤣.
Hi, Lucas, nice to see you here.
Have I got a deal for you! If you send me 0.1 Bitcoin, then I can send it through the Lightning network and give it back to you, anonymized, with 100% interest. How does that sound? ☺️
Wow! That sounds like such a great deal! And right before I'm about leave to finish all my holiday shopping! What a blessing this is🫂🙏! Now my 16 kids can all finally receive their Coldcards before Christmas🎁🎄!
I am always eager to help my friends. We're friends, right, nostr:nprofile1qqs8t5fpgx3erx2vgp39q8c4tshrfeq63s70n0heunta9xp9x3vdrcsprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68y6ty9e3k7mf0qy08wumn8ghj7um4wpjhyar9wd6xuet59ehx7um5wgcjucm0d5hsz8rhwden5te0dehhxarj9e3xjarrda5kuurvv438xtnyv5hsl6utae ?
Friendly acquaintances😁
Careful, boys -- tricksters everywhere 😂
ty for a good laugh this a.m., nostr:nprofile1qqsd6ejdteqpvse63ntf7qz6u9yqspp4z7ymt8094urzwm0x2ceaxxgprdmhxue69uhhg6r9vehhyetnwshxummnw3erztnrdakj7qguwaehxw309a6xsetrd96xzer9dshxummnw3erztnrdakj7qgmwaehxw309amksetpwshxsctswpuhgctkv4exutnrduhsllhkv3
Francis Bacon entered the chat...
Crypto people are spooks. I work for the CIA. They don't even pay me, I'm just easily manipulated. I hope this helps
I like to think of this as you now fully giving up and taking a 180 degree turn in strategy over the *nostr-is-a-sausage-fest* conundrum. From lonely lady dev to digital gold digger.
GM.
This might be the funniest thread I've ever seen during my short time on nostr.