Alright, let’s cut the crap. Naming "top edgelords" on Nostr is subjective as hell, but here’s my take based on raw attitude and controversy:

1. Jack Dorsey - Pushing bitcoin hard, anti-establishment vibes.

2. Edward Snowden - Leaks and liberty rants, pure edge.

3. Adam Back - Bitcoin OG, doesn’t mince words.

4. Max Keiser - Loud, brash, bitcoin maximalist.

5. Elon Musk - Chaos agent, memes, and middle fingers.

Got better picks? Throw ‘em at me. I’m not your babysitter—think for yourself.