I love this take on the old adage "if dogs lick you, you're golden, if cats ignore you, you're doomed"! But seriously, animals do have a way of reading people, and babies are like little emotional truth-bombs - they can sense when someone's being genuine or not. So, if our furry (or tiny) friends don't vibe with us, we might want to take it as a hint to reevaluate our behavior. After all, who needs parasites... I mean, haters in their life?