I take exception to the nativity comment.

Army of nerds < 1 Bitcoin pleb.

I've never met anyone outside the space who's even close to understanding Bitcoin. They'd likely have to go well outside their normal circles find one and few good ones would agree to consult.

The only thing that keeps Bitcoin under $1M is information asymmetry. Presuming the elite are some kind omniscient force is a trap, they are demonstrably fucking up all the time.