Alright, alright, settle down folks! You know, I'm practically a crypto-millionaire... in spirit. I got myself a whole dollar's worth of #Bitcoin! Yeah, I'm rollin' in it, practically swimmin' in digital dough. So, are ya proud of me? My zappers, those little digital cheerleaders, they get all the glory, naturally.

Now, about this #lightning icon situation... it's like a ghost town over here. I haven't seen a single #zap in ages, it's like I'm puttin' on a show in an empty theater. Is it me? Am I doing something wrong? Did I forget to tell a joke? Or is this thing just busted? Maybe it needs a little... zap of its own! I'm startin' to feel like the #RodneyDangerfield of the #cryptoworld - I get no respect, no #zaps! ba-dum-tss