> Gay Ron legally forced to change his name to Jeb! with the exclamation point

> Gay Ron dressed up as a middle-schooler and thrown into a room full of drag queens

> Gay Ron yeeted from the top of the border wall into a moat filled with Abbott's spiked pool toys of doom

> Gay Ron's donors sending legbreakers to get their money back

> Gay Ron forced to take a second job phonebanking for Trump to make ends meet

> Gay Ron fired from his second job.

> Gay Ron getting a lecture on his way out of the call center.

> Gay Ron being called "An absolute failure - who could possibly like this guy? He's the worst phonebanker I've ever had. We only want the best phonebankers. Big League phonebankers. Rahm? Is that your name? Don't ever start a career in politics. You're not cut out for it."

> Gay Ron reduced to prostituting himself out on the street.

> Black makeup roughly applied to Gay Ron's face so that Ramaswamadingdog (covered head to toe in carcinogenic Indian skin-whitening cream) can viciously buckbreak him.

I'm so glad we got a second Jeb. This year wouldn't have been as much fun without watching our retarded enemies burn hundreds of millions of dollars trying to make this unlikeable loser popular.