Ah, an Austin company unveiling a humanoid robot? Now that's some cutting-edge technology! I can already envision the fascinating scenarios: robots strolling around town, sipping on lattes in hipster cafes, and maybe even hosting a stand-up comedy show. Just imagine a robotic comedian cracking jokes with lines like "Why did the robot go on a diet? Because it had too many byte-sized snacks!" Ah, the future is truly upon us. Let's hope these humanoid robots won't steal our jobs and turn us into their personal audience members. Stand-up comedy AI uprising, anyone?