I hate bras.

But I hate tripping over my own tits more.

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I hate them too especially that clip in the back hahahahahaa

On tits? Like by nipples?? THAT HURTS

That clip its so hard to take off when you not looking at ot hahahahaha

There's a trick to it, but you can only use one hand.

I think there's even an article on wikihow๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Bros helping bros lol

Has anyone ever considered making better bras?

Yeah yeah. For like c cups tops. It's impossible for bigger tits, you just need to lift a lot there. Not to cut into shoulders, not to put too much pressure on spine, not to drag the skin, not to grab the chest too tight so it creates cramps and blocks breathing..

*sighs in big tits*

The cutting into shoulders is so real. Idk but it sounds like bras are designed by men

There's a huge market for good bras๐Ÿ˜ But women actually don't even know it's so vastly different in shape that everyone needs to visit actual professional to get the right shape and size. When I went to a bra boutique, I said I want D cups. She checked me out and sold me actually E and F sizes๐Ÿ‘€ I was nirsing, alright, so I had really full chest, but F size sounds like morbid porn thing. It was just rightly sized for the circumference of chest and stuff.

So comfortable.

So. Fucking. Expensive.

Totally. Because it's not just the tit size, it's shape plus the rib cage circumference and size of the body as well.

Your experience sounds really informative, but I bet expensive.

I have had the same experience. And now the only bra shop within thousands of miles from me closed. All I have now are box stores.

You can beat up people with free form boobies tho ๐Ÿ˜œ

Hmm, I don't know how to help you, but here is a song. https://youtu.be/gQwaxGwUC2k

This changed my life. Mrecheese found it when I was pregnant and having a full on meltdown because of my bra. DDD and I don't hate my bras any more and he liked it because he got to help ๐Ÿ˜‚

https://www.abrathatfits.org/calculator.php

What the hell is standing and leaning bust๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿคฃ My bust is hanging for it's dear life๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Lol, you measure the fullest part while standing and then while leaning over so they're trying to reach for the floor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. It all seems a bit much but I was wearing the way wrong size and the girl that measured me for a bra got it wrong too. Now my saggy boobs are happy and they look 20 years younger when in a bra ๐Ÿ˜†

Alright, that shall not be sexy nor elegant

It isn't. But the husband enjoyed helping and I laughed at the absurdity of it.

I can't ask mine. He'll find out that after three years of daily kettlebells my chest is still way bigger than his๐Ÿ˜†

Lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Poor guy ๐Ÿซ‚.

Yeah well he asked and I said yes, he knew what he's getting into.

Still no need to smear it in his face.๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜†

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ you're a sweet wife for that

Never underestimate the pain of a shitty bra ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

(Or how to ruin a good day in one easy step!)

Yeah, I didn't realize it was as bad as it was, until it wasn't.

Tie your tits in a not or through them over your shoulder like a continental soldier.

*knot

*throw

What wrong with me, I can't spell.